Haikus R Fun

[Lethes]

For this game we must

insult the person above

using cool haikus.

[Aegis Runestone]

Lethes, above,

Is a loser with no love

And fails to fight on.

(sorry it took so long. I had to look up Haikus on wikipedia to see how many syllables per line).

[Lethes]

Poor aegis can't sell,

his little dolls on ebay,

forever doll man.

(glad someone did)

[Aegis Runestone]

Lethes, so wrong

I managed to sell two:

Terra and Tidus

[Lethes]

aegis is so cool,

but not cool enough to make,

a metal table.

[Aegis Runestone]

A metal table

Is awful, just like you are,

Lethes, so dumb.

[Lethes]

Take that back you fiend,

my dad was a metal desk,

and my mom a chair.

[Aegis Runestone]

I am no fiend, boy.

I do not believe your words,

You are a liar.

[Lethes]

^he can't get a date,

so he calls people liars,

forever alone.

[Aegis Runestone]

^He can't get a girl

Neither a girlfriend because

He is a liar

(I'm running out of ideas! :S)

[Lethes]

he likes skyward sword,

zelda is one fine lady,

he'll never date her.

[Aegis Runestone]

I am a hero

I will get a girlfriend, yes

And you will not, no

[Lethes]

a girlfriend maybe,

but you will never marry,

a japanese babe.

[Aegis Runestone]

Why do I need that?

You young foolish little boy,

How little you know.

[Lethes]

Aegis has stitches,

can't run around and have fun,

couch potato man.