The "Reth had a completely off-the-wall idea" thread

[Reth_Eldirood]

I am a very unusual person, and as such, ideas of complete and total randomness will appear in my head at any particular time of day.  The good ones I share and try to refine.  The bad ones... well... I basically MST3K my bad ideas.  Then there are the ones for which I have no way to gather the data necessary to judge their worth.  I've decided to share them with all of you, and let you see what you can make of them, or what fun you can make of them.

So, first one.

Cactus booze.
Short version of this idea is that, by some method, brewing an alcoholic beverage using cactus.  I understand the basic principle of manufacturing booze, but I don't know a lot about cacti.  Maybe someone here does.

[Reth_Eldirood]

So, another completely bizarre idea... I don't normally get them this close together, there's usually a few days between them.

Anyway, refried bean fritters.  I have no idea as to the culinary applications of such an idea, but I imagine that, assuming it doesn't just kill you (unlikely), it would be a savory alternative to funnel cake.  Which probably means that if Taco Bell is paying any attention, they'll be adding a deep-fried taco to their menu within a month.

Hopefully my next weird thought won't be so gastronomic.