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Offline Chris Miller

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« Reply #3210 on: February 13, 2010, 11:53:49 AM »
A: With a family of immigrants under my pillow

Q: Why is there a raccoon in your fridge?

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« Reply #3211 on: February 15, 2010, 11:45:47 PM »
A: Because I shot it eating my trash, but didn't want to waste the meat.

Q: Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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« Reply #3212 on: February 15, 2010, 11:57:35 PM »
A: *fap-fap-fap

Q: Next?

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« Reply #3213 on: February 16, 2010, 12:47:23 AM »
A: hahahahahaha

Q: If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
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« Reply #3214 on: February 16, 2010, 10:33:42 PM »
A: The batter shall receive...death.  I shall eat the pie.

Q: Pie?

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« Reply #3215 on: February 17, 2010, 11:35:03 AM »
A: The pie that was used to kill the batter.

Q: Pi?
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« Reply #3216 on: February 18, 2010, 09:00:47 AM »
A: Pi is slang for Pee...in some cultures, I suppose.

Q: Who revived this thread???
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« Reply #3217 on: February 18, 2010, 11:37:30 AM »
A: There was a two month delay before I posted, does that count?

Q: If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
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« Reply #3218 on: February 18, 2010, 05:01:53 PM »
A: Only if that person they ran over has hot dogs.

Q: Tom is taller than thing, thing is taller than Sam, therefore Sam is shorter than Harry?

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« Reply #3219 on: February 18, 2010, 09:57:07 PM »
Q: Is he?

A: Read this aloud: My Dixie Wrecked

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« Reply #3220 on: February 18, 2010, 10:25:16 PM »
A? Mission Accomplished.

Q: A?
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« Reply #3221 on: February 19, 2010, 08:57:28 AM »
A: Q?

Q: If Q is for Queen, what is X?
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« Reply #3222 on: February 19, 2010, 11:54:34 AM »
A: a drug

Q: you got any?
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« Reply #3223 on: February 19, 2010, 09:40:25 PM »
Q: Cuanto questa para limpiar mis camotes, amigo?

A: Need I say more?

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« Reply #3224 on: February 19, 2010, 10:20:38 PM »
A: Google, you have failed me "The quest to clean my potatoes, my friend?"

Q: Why Google, why...?
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