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Title: Haikus R Fun
Post by: Lethes on December 03, 2011, 03:46:55 PM
For this game we must

insult the person above

using cool haikus.
Title: Re: Haikus R Fun
Post by: Aegis Runestone on December 26, 2011, 12:10:06 PM
Lethes, above,

Is a loser with no love

And fails to fight on.

(sorry it took so long. I had to look up Haikus on wikipedia to see how many syllables per line).
Title: Re: Haikus R Fun
Post by: Lethes on December 26, 2011, 04:13:14 PM
Poor aegis can't sell,

his little dolls on ebay,

forever doll man.

(glad someone did)
Title: Re: Haikus R Fun
Post by: Aegis Runestone on December 26, 2011, 05:03:51 PM
Lethes, so wrong

I managed to sell two:

Terra and Tidus
Title: Re: Haikus R Fun
Post by: Lethes on December 27, 2011, 02:33:10 AM
aegis is so cool,

but not cool enough to make,

a metal table.
Title: Re: Haikus R Fun
Post by: Aegis Runestone on December 27, 2011, 09:56:27 AM
A metal table

Is awful, just like you are,

Lethes, so dumb.
Title: Re: Haikus R Fun
Post by: Lethes on December 27, 2011, 12:52:11 PM
Take that back you fiend,

my dad was a metal desk,

and my mom a chair.
Title: Re: Haikus R Fun
Post by: Aegis Runestone on December 27, 2011, 02:08:11 PM
I am no fiend, boy.

I do not believe your words,

You are a liar.
Title: Re: Haikus R Fun
Post by: Lethes on December 27, 2011, 03:36:07 PM
^he can't get a date,

so he calls people liars,

forever alone.
Title: Re: Haikus R Fun
Post by: Aegis Runestone on December 29, 2011, 02:31:28 PM
^He can't get a girl

Neither a girlfriend because

He is a liar

(I'm running out of ideas! :S)
Title: Re: Haikus R Fun
Post by: Lethes on December 30, 2011, 12:38:33 AM
he likes skyward sword,

zelda is one fine lady,

he'll never date her.
Title: Re: Haikus R Fun
Post by: Aegis Runestone on December 30, 2011, 10:21:45 AM
I am a hero

I will get a girlfriend, yes

And you will not, no
Title: Re: Haikus R Fun
Post by: Lethes on December 31, 2011, 02:45:43 PM
a girlfriend maybe,

but you will never marry,

a japanese babe.
Title: Re: Haikus R Fun
Post by: Aegis Runestone on December 31, 2011, 03:15:30 PM
Why do I need that?

You young foolish little boy,

How little you know.
Title: Re: Haikus R Fun
Post by: Lethes on February 17, 2012, 09:09:54 PM
Aegis has stitches,

can't run around and have fun,

couch potato man.
Title: Re: Haikus R Fun
Post by: Aegis Runestone on February 18, 2012, 02:40:13 PM
Lethes, so wrong

Again. I can play games,

That you cannot.
Title: Re: Haikus R Fun
Post by: Lethes on February 20, 2012, 02:21:06 PM
Playing skyrim on,

fifty five inch 3D fun,

retro ancient one.
Title: Re: Haikus R Fun
Post by: Aegis Runestone on February 20, 2012, 02:38:43 PM
I, also played Skyrim

Last night, on HD TV.

I'm as good as you.