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Title: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Aegis Runestone on June 03, 2011, 03:26:10 PM
This is a whacky game where I start a story. The phrase "fortunately..." will pop up, and I declare what that fortunate event is. The next person will post "Unfortunately..." and then give an unfortunate event for this story. Then, the person after will post "fortunately..." and the process repeats.

Other rules: You can reset the game by saying "(Un)fortunately, this game was reset..." and then people can start over. This is for when we run out of ideas or write ourselves into a corner.

Understand?

One day, there was a man named Chris Miller. Fortunately, he was on his way to the best bar in town...
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Chris Miller on June 03, 2011, 09:23:39 PM
Unfortunately, he had to take a leak real bad and got caught by the cops...
(true story)
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Aegis Runestone on June 04, 2011, 03:25:50 PM
Fortunately, one of the cops was a good friend of his...
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Chris Miller on June 04, 2011, 09:34:42 PM
Unfortunately, an 18-wheeler suddenly ran them both over...
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Lethes on June 04, 2011, 11:22:19 PM
Fortunately, its the year 2058 and the 18-wheeler was a hovercraft.
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Aegis Runestone on June 05, 2011, 11:20:04 AM
Unfortunately, the hovercraft's engine broke down and it crashed into the bar, destroying it and the bar...
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Chris Miller on June 05, 2011, 06:37:12 PM
Fortunately, Chris had had the foresight to sneak all the booze out the back door into his waiting truck earlier...
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Aegis Runestone on June 05, 2011, 07:55:51 PM
Unfortunately, the truck exploded in a giant fireball...
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Kaiser Infinity on June 05, 2011, 08:22:22 PM
Fortunately the bottles were blast-resistant and resting in shock-absorbent packaging ...
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Chris Miller on June 05, 2011, 09:05:09 PM
Unfortunately, Chris was not.  All that was left of him was one smoking boot.....
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Kaiser Infinity on June 05, 2011, 09:15:26 PM
Fortunately he was genetically reconstituted from the one toenail left behind inside his boot ...
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Chris Miller on June 05, 2011, 09:39:23 PM
Unfortunately, the clone started to sing Michael Bolton songs and had to be shot...
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Kaiser Infinity on June 05, 2011, 10:54:02 PM
Fortunately, that didn't happen because THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY#t=0m55) ...
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Aegis Runestone on June 06, 2011, 08:39:53 AM
Unfortunately, Jack Sparrow had a seizure and died...
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Chris Miller on June 06, 2011, 11:42:50 AM
Fortunately, there was an unending buffet of delicious barbecue where he ended up...
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Kaiser Infinity on June 06, 2011, 12:10:27 PM
Unfortunately, the barbecue was made of people ...
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Aegis Runestone on June 14, 2011, 11:28:32 AM
Fortunately, the others noticed this, and stopped the barbeque...
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Chris Miller on June 14, 2011, 11:56:33 AM
Unfortunately, not before several people had chowed down on Sally from Accounting.
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Aegis Runestone on June 16, 2011, 02:48:03 PM
Fortunately, not many missed her. So, the party continued...
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Chris Miller on June 16, 2011, 03:43:55 PM
Unfortunately, they all got the wicked taco sh!ts and there wasn't any toilet paper to be found.
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Aegis Runestone on June 17, 2011, 02:21:09 PM
Fortunately, they found plenty of bushes to hide in...
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Chris Miller on June 17, 2011, 10:06:29 PM
Unfortunately, they were poison ivy bushes and gave them all terrible rashes...
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Aegis Runestone on June 21, 2011, 11:03:08 AM
(I was expecting that)

Fortunately, there was a cure for the poison ivy nearby...
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Chris Miller on June 21, 2011, 11:40:34 AM
Unfortunately, the vendor was screwing them on the price big-time.
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Lethes on October 08, 2011, 05:03:07 AM
fortunately, that vendor is now under new management.
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Chris Miller on October 08, 2011, 11:20:20 AM
Unfortunately, that new management is Microsoft, and the cure for poison ivy now causes herpes.
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Lethes on October 09, 2011, 02:25:44 AM
Fortunately, Chuck Testa (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IyOvF1ZNcY&list=LLeMymt-D2ZFLKr_7BjyisPw&index=2) was elected for president.
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Chris Miller on October 09, 2011, 02:43:14 AM
Unfortunately, Chuck Norris kicked his ass.
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Lethes on October 09, 2011, 06:20:19 AM
Fortunately, it was stuffed.
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Aegis Runestone on October 09, 2011, 11:29:19 AM
Unfortunately, Chuck Norris was overrated and lost his powers...
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Chris Miller on October 09, 2011, 11:48:04 AM
Fortunately, Harry Potter inherited Chuck Norris' beard.
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Aegis Runestone on October 09, 2011, 11:49:31 AM
Unfortunately, this revived Voldemort to power.
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Chris Miller on October 09, 2011, 12:07:14 PM
Fortunately, the only power he had was over a single chocolate cake.
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Aegis Runestone on October 09, 2011, 12:27:19 PM
Unfortunately, the cake was a lie, so his full powers returned to him...
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Chris Miller on October 09, 2011, 12:35:52 PM
Fortunately, Harry was able to punch Voldemort with the fist hidden in his Chuck Norris beard, and killed Voldemort instantly.
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Aegis Runestone on October 09, 2011, 12:37:11 PM
Unfortunately, Harry Potter had a scarred fist for the rest of his life...
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Chris Miller on October 09, 2011, 05:50:41 PM
Fortunately, it made him look more manly.
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Aegis Runestone on October 10, 2011, 11:59:23 AM
Unfortunately, there was truly nothing fortunate about that...

(ran out of ideas. >_<)
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Lethes on October 10, 2011, 10:05:36 PM
Fortunately, the Harry Potter series is done.
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Aegis Runestone on October 11, 2011, 10:17:00 AM
Unfortunately, fan fictions about it are continually written...
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Chris Miller on October 11, 2011, 11:39:36 AM
Fortunately, they all suck and nobody reads them.
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Lethes on October 11, 2011, 04:30:03 PM
Unfortunately, twilight is still ongoing.
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Chris Miller on October 11, 2011, 09:13:02 PM
Fortunately, I have dispatched several assassins to eliminate the author.
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Lethes on October 12, 2011, 07:10:29 AM
Unfortunately, Stephanie Meyers is herself a trained assassin.
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Aegis Runestone on October 12, 2011, 11:36:40 AM
Fortunately, she doesn't know the true Creed of the Assassins, and will be murdered by a Templar...
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Chris Miller on October 12, 2011, 07:57:06 PM
Unfortunately, it's a single, very drunken Templar.
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Aegis Runestone on October 13, 2011, 01:38:04 PM
Fortunately, the Templar knew where to track her...

(new rule: You can reset the game by saying "(Un)fortunately, this game was reset..." and then people can start over. This is for when we run out of ideas or write ourselves into a corner.)
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Chris Miller on October 13, 2011, 06:18:36 PM
Unfortunately, my knee hurts like a sonofabitch.
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Lethes on October 13, 2011, 08:37:42 PM
Fortunately, ice helps.
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Chris Miller on October 13, 2011, 08:46:37 PM
Unfortunately, dry ice doesn't.
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Aegis Runestone on October 14, 2011, 08:45:53 AM
Fortunately, you became immune to dry ice...
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Chris Miller on October 14, 2011, 09:34:27 PM
Unfortunately, I'm vulnerable to the effects of interdimensional shifts.  There's one in my butt.
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Lethes on October 16, 2011, 02:07:33 AM
Fortunately you saw a gynecologist about that, and you're fine now.
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Chris Miller on October 16, 2011, 09:59:53 AM
Unfortunately, the gynecologist did a sex change operation when I was knocked out, and now I'm Hillary Clinton.
Title: Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
Post by: Lethes on October 21, 2011, 07:11:10 AM
Fortunately, a young Hillary Clinton.