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Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
« on: June 03, 2011, 03:26:10 PM »
This is a whacky game where I start a story. The phrase "fortunately..." will pop up, and I declare what that fortunate event is. The next person will post "Unfortunately..." and then give an unfortunate event for this story. Then, the person after will post "fortunately..." and the process repeats.

Other rules: You can reset the game by saying "(Un)fortunately, this game was reset..." and then people can start over. This is for when we run out of ideas or write ourselves into a corner.

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One day, there was a man named Chris Miller. Fortunately, he was on his way to the best bar in town...
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Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2011, 09:23:39 PM »
Unfortunately, he had to take a leak real bad and got caught by the cops...
(true story)

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Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2011, 03:25:50 PM »
Fortunately, one of the cops was a good friend of his...
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Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2011, 09:34:42 PM »
Unfortunately, an 18-wheeler suddenly ran them both over...

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Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2011, 11:22:19 PM »
Fortunately, its the year 2058 and the 18-wheeler was a hovercraft.
face your fears

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Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2011, 11:20:04 AM »
Unfortunately, the hovercraft's engine broke down and it crashed into the bar, destroying it and the bar...
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Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2011, 06:37:12 PM »
Fortunately, Chris had had the foresight to sneak all the booze out the back door into his waiting truck earlier...

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Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2011, 07:55:51 PM »
Unfortunately, the truck exploded in a giant fireball...
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Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2011, 08:22:22 PM »
Fortunately the bottles were blast-resistant and resting in shock-absorbent packaging ...
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Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2011, 09:05:09 PM »
Unfortunately, Chris was not.  All that was left of him was one smoking boot.....

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Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2011, 09:15:26 PM »
Fortunately he was genetically reconstituted from the one toenail left behind inside his boot ...
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Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2011, 09:39:23 PM »
Unfortunately, the clone started to sing Michael Bolton songs and had to be shot...

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Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2011, 10:54:02 PM »
Fortunately, that didn't happen because THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW ...
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Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2011, 08:39:53 AM »
Unfortunately, Jack Sparrow had a seizure and died...
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Re: Unfortunately... yet fortunately...
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2011, 11:42:50 AM »
Fortunately, there was an unending buffet of delicious barbecue where he ended up...

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