gfxgfx
 
Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
 
gfx gfx
gfxgfx
 
Members, please note that our guidelines are located here.
 
gfx gfx
gfx
483718 Posts in 28335 Topics by 2460 Members - Latest Member: Gary June 26, 2017, 10:33:15 PM
*
gfx* Home | Help | Calendar | Login | Register | gfx
gfx
The Gaming Universe  |  General  |  General Chit Chat  |  Fun House  |  Drop dead
gfx
gfxgfx
 

Author Topic: Drop dead  (Read 801 times)

Offline Chris Miller

  • The Dark Man
  • Executive
  • ***
  • Posts: 1,449
    • View Profile
    • Like I need a title?
Drop dead
« on: September 17, 2010, 11:18:17 PM »
Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up.

Michael O'Connor looks around and asks, 'Oh, me boys, someone's got to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?'

They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.

'Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me.'

Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers, and asks what he wants.

Gallagher declares, 'Your husband just lost $500 and is afraid to come home.'

'Tell him to drop dead!', says Murphy's wife..

'I'll go tell him.' says Gallagher.

Offline Jeremy

  • Group 7 Access
  • Accepted
  • ****
  • Posts: 190
    • View Profile
    • My homepage
Drop dead
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2010, 01:43:24 AM »
Nice
Peace and love :cool:

Offline Guardian

  • The Power of Crazy!
  • Owner
  • Higher Power
  • *
  • Posts: 7,580
  • Take me back to the Mother Ship!
    • View Profile
    • Guardian's Lair
Drop dead
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2010, 12:32:55 PM »
And I thought I had to apologize to the Irish for my comic that time! lol  Not bad.
Read my novel, The Death Doll:
Paperback
eBook


Latest Fight Comix Release:
2015 SEPTEMBER 27
Episode 207: Filler: Mission Brief 3 (Part 1 of 4)!

The Gaming Universe  |  General  |  General Chit Chat  |  Fun House  |  Drop dead
 

gfxgfx
gfx
SMF 2.0.14 | SMF © 2017, Simple Machines Page created in 0.146 seconds with 19 queries.
Helios Multi © Bloc
gfx
Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!