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Signs that you play too much Zelda
« on: December 08, 2009, 10:35:41 PM »
1) You hit old men to see if they'll shoot fireballs at you.
2) You enter peoples' houses and start breaking their jars.
3) After you pay at the checkout line, you hold each item over your head.
4) You were arrested for stabbing your neighbor's chickens.
5) You play warp songs on your ocarina to try and avoid traffic.
6) The coast guard picked you up in the Gulf of Mexico on a raft, taking a shortcut to Mexico.
7) You wear the Mask of Truth when dealing with salesmen.
8) You sprinkle powder on your dog to see if it'll talk.
9) You burn bushes at the park to see if there are any secret caves.
10) You toss bombs at rhinoceros at the zoo.

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Re: Signs that you play too much Zelda
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2009, 11:01:31 PM »
11) You tread lightly when walking at the beach, waiting for spiked creatures to pop out at you.
12) You look for fish-men at water falls.
13) You run full-speed into library stacks in hopes that helpful magic/translation books fall down upon you.
14) You stare into a salesman's face until he/she finally yells, "BUY SOMETHIN', WILL YA?"
15) When you walk into a small town, you raid people's homes to find secret weapons.
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Re: Signs that you play too much Zelda
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2009, 12:08:15 AM »
16) You try to save a girl named Zelda
17) You murder someone named Ganon
18) You make friends with a fire fly (closest thing to a fairy)
19) You get a tattoo of the triforce of courage on your hand.
20) You own a bow weapon, sling shot, boomerang, hook shot, etc

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Re: Signs that you play too much Zelda
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2009, 10:58:20 AM »
21) You write a Zelda Fan fiction.
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Re: Signs that you play too much Zelda
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2009, 09:52:22 PM »
22) You shovel random holes in your yard in hopes of money or large hearts.
23) People understand you even when you don't say a single word.
24) You run everywhere you go, stop quickly, make a 90 degree turn, and continue running.
25) You actually believe running around the store clerk WILL confuse them.
26) You name your child ZELDA in hopes of hearing cool background music.
27) You flush your toilet in hopes that a secret passage will reveal itself.

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Re: Signs that you play too much Zelda
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2010, 10:52:09 PM »
I can't believe this one wasn't put yet.

28) You wear green clothes and a cap

More:
29) You search in exotic places for 3 pendants
30) You get a thing for pirate girls
31) You try to transform into a wolf


And I'm out of ideas. :P
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Signs that you play too much Zelda
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2010, 11:19:13 PM »
32) You shoot crabs at the beach with a bow and arrow.
33) You whack suits of armor with your sword trying to get magic decanters, until the museum curator tosses you out.

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Re: Signs that you play too much Zelda
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2010, 11:21:08 AM »
34) you make strange yelping noises when you attack someone.
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Re: Signs that you play too much Zelda
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2010, 01:18:53 PM »
35) You scream "WAAAHHH!" whenever you fall into a hole, no matter how deep.
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Signs that you play too much Zelda
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2010, 01:36:00 PM »
36) You manage to land on your feet after jumping from a 300 ft cliff.

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Re: Signs that you play too much Zelda
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2010, 05:53:05 PM »
37) You can spin around with your sword pointed out directly without getting dizzy.
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Signs that you play too much Zelda
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2010, 09:37:13 PM »
38) You can cut your yard simply by holding your sword in front of you and running really fast.

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Re: Signs that you play too much Zelda
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2010, 12:09:49 PM »
39) when wielding a fishing pole, you try to hook people's hats.
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Re: Signs that you play too much Zelda
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2010, 12:40:42 PM »
40) You jump regularly into Niagara Falls hoping to trade your sword with a giant fairy for a better sword.
41) You bought a jar of fireflies just in case you died trying to jump through Niagara Falls.
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Re: Signs that you play too much Zelda
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2010, 01:25:26 PM »
42) You got in trouble with the cops for the giant mushroom you were carrying...

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